I Want to Taste the Big 'Banana' of this Nude Man!

Yeah, I really want to! I want to taste...I want to eat the big 'banana' of this nude man! Sh*t...ang sarap! "Ang dami niya namang saging!" But definitely, I will prefer to eat his banana below his abs in between of his legs! Oooohhhh...!!!

Yup, this is another very hot and yummy billboard of AussieBum male underwear! This time, it features a very gorgeous, sexy, sizzling hot, and yummy hunk carrying a bunch of banana! He's so cute with a six-pack abs! Aaaaahhhh...aaaaahhhh...aaaahhhh....!!! I'm feeling L right now!!! I want his 'banana!'

Hey Papa, can I taste your banana?! Yeah, I will swallow it using my mouth! "Isusubo ko 'yan nang buong-buong!" And I will never leave a leftover! "Lulunukin ko 'yan ng buong-buong!" Ooooohhhh...oooohhhh...!!!

Oops...take note, I will eat his big 'banana' after peeling it! Yeah, "mas masarap lamunin ang banana ng isang hunky guy na walang balat noh!"

I love the bananas of foreign guys like him! They were really huge! Oh yeah, "pagkalaki-laki daw nito at ubod ng sarap!" And I will make it more hard! "Patitigasin ko pa ito ng bonggang-bongga!" As in...!!! "Di ba...it's so yummy to eat an ice-cold banana!" As in 'banana con yelo!' "Ang saging na lalong pinatigas!" Aaaawwww....it's so yum-yum!!! I love it!!! "Lulunukin ko talaga ito!" "At syempre...lulunukin ko din ang katas nito! I mean the milk in the 'banana con yelo!' Hehe...c",)

A Yumy Nude AZKALS' Neil Etheridge in Folded and Hung Billboard!

My god...I can't get over with it!!! Sh*t I like it!!! Aaaaaahhhh...aaaaahhhh...aaahhh...!!! Not only my underwear but all the clothes on my body drop seeing this nude billboard of AZKALS' hottie Neil Etheridge!!!

Yeah, yummy Neil is the newest endorser of the hit local clothing brand Folded and Hung! And he is part of their sizzling underwear campaign!! "Puty*...ang sarap niya!" Neil only wears brief!!! And his 'manhod', "bakat na bakat" sa sobrang laki! "Dakota!" My gosh! What a bulge, I like it!!! Oooohhhh...oooohhhh...ooohhhh...!!! "Nag-iinit na ako sa nag-iinit niyang katawan!!!"

Tell me if "sino ang hindi mag-iinit makitang nakahubad ang napakasarap na si Neil Etheridge!" And take note, "hindi lang siya nakahubad...nakahiga siya" in a very daring sexual position! Sh*t..."gusto ko nang pumatong sa kanya...!!!" Aaaaaahhhh...aaaaahhhhh...aaaaahhhh...!!!!

Neil...Neil...Neil..ooooohhhhhh Neil...hindi ko na kaya!!! I can't resist your 'naninigas nang katawan'! "Gusto ko nang tikma ang nag-iinit mong abs..!!!" Oooooohhhhh...oooohhhhh...!!!

In this billboard, Neil is ready...ready to have an intercourse with me! Yeah, Papa Neil, I'm also ready! "Init na init na'ko s'yo!!" Uuhhhhh...uuuuhhhhh..uuuuuhhhhh...!!! C'mon and let's have sex! I will play your ball! Aaaahhhh...aaaahhhhh...aaaahhhh..!!! I will play your ball "hangang sabay tayong tumirik ang mata!"

I love your position Papa Neil! I will easily arouse with that! Aaaaaaahhhh..aaaaahhhh...aaaaahhhh...."papatungan na kitaaaaahhhhh...!!!"

 I am now reaching my orgasm Papa Neil! "Naabot ko na ang langit!" "Ang sarap mo Neii"! "Dinala mo ko sa rurok ng ligaya..!!!" Aaaaaaahhhhh...aaaahhhhh...aaahhhh...!!!

Now Neil, you are  my top favorite AZKALS member! "Ang sarap at ang galing mo sa kama!" "At ang laki pa...aaaaaahhh!!!" Take me Neil...take me...ooooohhhhh!!! Take my body and soul the way I did to you!!!! Oooohhhhhh...ooooohhhhh...oooohhhhh....!!!! c",)

The Sexy Chest of Polo Ravales!

Oh so hot and yummy! He is so seductive! My underwear is now dropping down because of his sizzling hot yummy chest!

This is a half portion of Polo Ravales' billboard for Folded and Hung if I'm not mistaken. As you can see, it is open exposing his sexy yummy chest!

Oh yeah...I really love his body! I want to touch and taste it! It so seductive that you can't resist!

Aaahhhh...aaaahhh...aaahhh...!!!! Polo Ravales' body is so defined! It's too yummy that you will wish to have a sex with him every hour, every day! Well, if I'm Polo's girlfriend or boyfriend, we will have a sex all day, all night long! 24/7 in other words! Ooohhhh..."ang sarap!"

Yup, Polo is also handsome! But what I super like about him is his body! It's so gorgeous like a body of a god!

I am feeling hot right now because of his chest! I want to taste his nipples! I will use my tongue and my mouth to lick and sip it! Ooohhhh...ooohhhh...I will bite his nipple until we both get wet! Aaaahhh....aaaahhh...aaahhh!!! Polo...Polo...Poloooohhhh...!!! You're the man! "Binubuhay mo ngayon ang katawang lupa ko!" Aaaahhh...aaahhhh...aaaahhhh...!!! "Nakatayo na Polo...nakatayo na...ooohhhh...Polooohhh...!!!!

I Love The Sizzling Yummy Body of Piolo Pascual in Metro Magazine!

OMG...he's so sizzling, hot, and yummy! His abs, his muscles, his chest...it's like a body of god that we all want!

This is the first magazine cover of the Ultimate Heartthrob and Leading Man, Papa Piolo Pascual! Yup, this said magazine came out on the market on the late part of 2008 and early part of 2009. If I'm not mistaken, this is the first time that Metro magazine featured a hunk on the cover! What more, a handsome naked hunk! Ooh-lala! "Ang sarap-sarap...!"

Yeah, Papa Piolo is naked since the theme of that said magazine's issue is all about sexy body! And my Papa Piolo is not only sexy, he's hot, sizzling, yummy, seductive, and f*cki*g! Oooohhhh...oooohhhh...I really want to touch and kiss that wet and wild body of Papa Piolo Pascual! I can't stop myself of reaching my climax seeing this cover! Aaaahhhh...aaaahhh...aaaahhhh...!!!

Piolo...Piolo...Pioloooohhhh...oooohhhh...take me in your bed! Aaahhhh...aaaahhhh...aaaahhhh...I want to have a sex with you all day and all night long...!!!! Oooohhhhh...!!!

Look at his abs...it's f*cki*ng hot like pandesal! I want to eat and swallow it just like a candy! And his nipples...oh my god his nipples is very tempting! I want to lick it using my tongue! I will be like a baby habang dinedede ito...aaaaahhhh...aaaaahhhh...ang sarap-sarap!

Piolo...Piolo..Piolohhhhhhh....I'm feeling crazy over your hot yummy body! Aaaahhh...aaaahhhh...you are really causing global warming!!!! Aaaahhh...!!! c",)